She's like that sometimes; you know, forgetful. Like when she forgets that she needs to wake up at about 4 a.m. every morning and put some food in my bowl. She claims that feeding time is really 7 a.m., but come on, people. I gotta have food.
So I always remind her of this fact by walking up beside her on the bed and staring at her until she wakes up. Sometimes, though, I guess she's really sleeping hard or something, so then I make this weird smacking/breathing noise with my mouth. Drives her and Mommy up the freakin' wall!
If that doesn't work, I bite her, ever so gently, on her hands.
If that doesn't work, I go for the hair.
She calls me evil, but I don't care. You and I both know what's important: getting the food in the bowl.
The rest is just about the other kitties, including that weird one with no ears.
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