8 Reasons why I Don't find Tom Daley to be Hot

I'll be honest with you guys... All of this Tom Daley love is a little icky for me. Maybe because he's so young and tiny.

Some of my friends and followers screamed at me about this, so I have created 8 reasons why I don't see anything Hot about him.

1. He's 18. I teach kids his age and he's young enough to be my kid.
2. He's tiny. My God there's more meat on a chicken wing.
3. Tom is puppy dog cute. Sorry, but I don't think about puppy dog cute boys topping me.
4. And while he's 'cute', he looks like an elf from Middle Earth.
5. He's 18. Oh, I said that already.
6. I don't want to teach on how to do this and how to do that, he looks like a person who needs teaching.
7. He looks like a 'Glee' cast member.
8. Troy Dumais, nuff said.